I know it's not my day...

But I also know that there is at least one person here who might find this worth a chuckle (if not $100):

BRIAN WILSON WANTS TO CALL YOU! Nortonians and other people who might
exist: Brian will PERSONALLY call you if you send $100 or more to help victims of
Katrina plus he will match your donation. http://www.brianwilson.com

(p.s. from Valbert: A "Nortonian" is anyone who is subscribed to the Norton Records newsletter)